Shower Thoughts: It’s a compliment when family thinks of you as friends, and a compliment when friends think of you as family. So there is one conspiracy theory that the global economic meltdown was designed to finally 1) introduce us to aliens and 2) allow aliens to help us publically. I’ve had a good timeContinue reading “Day 55: Aliens and Hospitals”
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Day 45: Secret Socializing
Shower Thoughts: What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves. For the data geeks: https://public.flourish.studio/visualisation/1905790/?fbclid=IwAR1hYTYHDpjAL93dclh3HZ985HDf7WZk99KPuSxFR7_xCsWu2SaPDLe4aD0 Are you experiencing Lockdown Fatigue? I am. Somehow I am exhausted. Everyday living isContinue reading “Day 45: Secret Socializing”
Day 40: Light at the End of the Tunnel
Shower Thoughts: No other species is watched more while pooping than dogs. Oh my goodness, day 40 has arrived! It’s been 40 days since the official declaration from our governor to Shelter in Place, March 24th. We are in the middle of our 5th week. We learned on Friday, May 1st, the lockdown will beContinue reading “Day 40: Light at the End of the Tunnel”
Day 34: Where The Sun Don’t Shine
Shower Thought: It’s crazy that’s there’s this giant thing in the sky all the time that we’re not supposed to look at. So my friend has a great idea for a COVID-19 cure. It is a rectal suppository of sunlight, UV rays. At last, if marketed, you could buy some for your mother in lawContinue reading “Day 34: Where The Sun Don’t Shine”
Day 32: TGIF I think…it’s Friday right?
Shower Thoughts: Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid. Happy Friday everyone! Oh wait, IS IT Friday? I’m not sure. Let’s see- Traffic looks like a Sunday afternoon, every day feels like a Saturday, kinda,Continue reading “Day 32: TGIF I think…it’s Friday right?”
Day 31: Get Yer Boots On
Shower thoughts: If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I’d do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent’s house. Are you ready to get a little deep today? There is so much information floatingContinue reading “Day 31: Get Yer Boots On”
Day 30: Zoom Fatigue
Yesterday, Washington State entered its 4th week of lockdown. On Tuesday, March 24th our governor declared that everything but essential businesses close and for citizens to shelter in place TFN. Weeks prior folks and businesses started to practice social distancing. So here we are. What can we say? What can we do? We can stayContinue reading “Day 30: Zoom Fatigue”
Day 25: You Are Here
Today Washington State is 3 weeks and 3 days into the COVID-19 lockdown. Strange moments remind me what universe I am in. My son went to get some groceries and I rush over to him before he left, “Take a face mask! They might not let you into the store without one!” People will crossContinue reading “Day 25: You Are Here”
Day 19: The Great Pause
The worldwide pause. Will we forget these months? As citizens of the planet- let us promise to never forget. The deaths, suffering, confusion from our leaders, the kindness from neighbors, the debt, the empty shelves at the grocery and in many homes, the masses unable to pay rent, buy food, after only ONE month withContinue reading “Day 19: The Great Pause”
Day 18: Little Cuties
Yesterday my daughter’s gift arrived! It is a beautiful hand-sewn mask by a fabric artist who lives near my daughter on San Juan Island, Washington. Here is the photo I took to share with you. Placed my breakfast inside to simulate a nose. I love the little cutie tangerines that come in mesh bags thisContinue reading “Day 18: Little Cuties”
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